You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.

I Don't Know Why I Ever Come In Here. The Flies Get The Best Of Everything.

This Job Will Drive Me To Drink, And For That Reason, I Will Be Eternally Grateful.

I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other Hand I Don't Drink Any Less Either.

I'm Free Of All Prejudices. I Hate Everyone Equally.

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.