You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.

I Personally Stay Away From Natural Foods. At My Age I Need All The Preservatives I Can Get.

I Like Thieves. Some Of My Best Friends Are Thieves. Why, Just Last Week We Had The President Of The Bank Over For Dinner.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.

Women Are Like Elephants To Me. I Like To Look At Them, But I Wouldn't Want To Own One.

Last Week, I Went To Philadelphia, But It Was Closed.