Remember, A Dead Fish Can Float Downstream,

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.

I Think Of The Church Often. Not Because Religion Was Closing In On Me, But Because For A Long Time My Ass Was Sore From That Hard, Unupholstered Pew.

I Have A Poor Memory For Names; But I Seldom Remember A Face.

I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument I'm Invited To.

The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do Is Not Do It.