Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It

Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

Yes I Do Like Children ... Girl Children...about Eighteen Or Twenty.

I Didn't Say The Meat Was Tough. I Said I Didn't See The Horse That Is Usually Outside.

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.