It Is Funnier To Bend Things Than

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.

I'm Looking For Loopholes.

I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who Invites Me.

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

No Man Is Boss In His Own Home, But He Can Make Up For It, He Thinks, By Making A Dog Play Dead.