If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance,

Once, During Prohibition, I Was Forced To Live For Days On Nothing But Food And Water.

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

A Thing Worth Having Is A Thing Worth Cheating For.

Some Things Are Better Than Sex, And Some Are Worse, But There's Nothing Exactly Like It.

Reality Is An Illusion That Occurs Due To The Lack Of Alcohol.