Start Every Day Off With A Smile

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.

I Like Thieves. Some Of My Best Friends Are Thieves. Why, Just Last Week We Had The President Of The Bank Over For Dinner.

All The Men In My Family Were Bearded, And Most Of The Women.

Remember, Lady Godiva Put All She Had On A Horse And She Lost Her Shirt!

Last Week, I Went To Philadelphia, But It Was Closed.