Start Every Day Off With A Smile

Start Every Day Off With A Smile And Get It Over With.

Set Up Another Case Bartender! The Best Thing For A Case Of Nerves Is A Case Of Scotch.

My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will You Take It?

I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never Drink Anything Stronger Than Gin Before Breakfast.

Was I In Here Last Night And Did I Spend A $20 Bill? Oh, Thank Goodness... I Thought I'd Lost It.