I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It

The Low-ceiling Price Bazaar For Sexual Relief Was A Street Called Middie Alley. You Could Barely Get A Pushcart Through This Avenue. Top Price-twenty-five Cents.

All Things Considered, I'd Rather Be In Philadelphia

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

Dentists, Lawyers, Doctors Are All A Bunch Of Thieving Bastards.

I Don't Object To Nine Aces In One Deck. But When A Man Lays Down Five Aces In One Hand... And Besides, I Know What I Dealt Him!