I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It

Thou Shalt Not Take The Name Of The Lord Thy God In Vain Unless You've Used Up All The Other Four-letter Words.

Just Like My Uncle Charlie Used To Say, Just Before He Sprung The Trap: He Said, "you Can't Cheat And Honest Man! Never Give A Sucker An Even Break Or Smarten Up A Chump!

If There's A Will, Prosperity Can't Be Far Behind.

I Don't Believe In Dining On An Empty Stomach.

If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's Worth Cheating For.