I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It

I've Been Asked If I Ever Get The Dts. I Don't Know. It's Hard To Tell Where Hollywood Ends And The Dts Begin.

It's A Wonderful Thing, The D.t.'s. You Can Travel The World In A Couple Of Hours. You See Some Mighty Funny And Curious Things That Come In Assorted Colors.

Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had To, She Died.

I Spent Half My Money On Gambling, Alcohol And Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.