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I Like Thieves. Some Of My Best Friends Are Thieves. Why, Just Last Week We Had The President Of The Bank Over For Dinner.

The Low-ceiling Price Bazaar For Sexual Relief Was A Street Called Middie Alley. You Could Barely Get A Pushcart Through This Avenue. Top Price-twenty-five Cents.

Thou Shalt Not Steal-only From Other Comedians.

A Rich Man Is Nothing But A Poor Man With Money.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.