I Certainly Do Not Drink All The

I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

I Could Be Stranded In Any Town In The United States With Ten Cents And Within An Hour Make $20 With The Shell Game.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

To Me, These Biblical Stories Are Just So Many Fish Stories, And I'm Not Specifically Referring To Jonah And The Whale. I Need Indisputable Proof Of Anything I'm Asked To Believe.

I Drink Therefore I Am.