I Certainly Do Not Drink All The

My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will You Take It?

Prayers Never Bring Anything... They May Bring Solace To The Sap, The Bigot, The Ignorant, The Aboriginal, And The Lazy - But To The Enlightened It Is The Same As Asking Santa Claus To Bring You Something For Xmas

Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.

I Didn't Say The Meat Was Tough. I Said I Didn't See The Horse That Is Usually Outside.

I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food.