Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of

Some Things Are Better Than Sex, And Some Are Worse, But There's Nothing Exactly Like It.

Never Eat At A Place Called 'moms', But If The Only Other Place In Town Has A Sign That Says 'eats', Go Back To Moms.

No Man Is Boss In His Own Home, But He Can Make Up For It, He Thinks, By Making A Dog Play Dead.

I Drink Therefore I Am.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.