Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of

Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious Business With Only One Purpose--to Make People Laugh.

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.

I Only Drink To Steady My Nerves... Sometimes I'm So Steady I Don't Move For Months.

When You Wake Up In The Morning, Smile - And Get It Over With.

After Two Days In The Hospital, I Turn To The Nurse.