Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of

Where There Is A Will, There's Prosperity Around The Corner.

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.

I Note The Derogatory Rumors Concerning The Use Of Alcoholic Stimulants And Lavish Living. It Is The Penalty Of Greatness.

If I Had To Live My Life Over, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do Is Not Do It.