In Addition To Comedy, I'm A Writer.

In Addition To Comedy, I'm A Writer. I Write Checks. They're Not Very Good.

I Found Out Why Cats Drink Out Of The Toilet. My Mother Told Me It's Because The Water Is Cold In There. And I'm Like: How Did My Mother Know That?

I Go Running When I Have To. When The Ice Cream Truck Is Doing Sixty.

I Get My Sense Of Humor From My Parents. That's Why They Don't Have One Anymore.

I Just Got My First Bikini. It's A Three-piece: A Top, A Botton, And A Blindfold For You.