In Addition To Comedy, I'm A Writer.

I've Been Pitching A Show Of Five Female Stand-up Comedians Through The Generations, From Phyllis Diller To Amy Schumer, So When I Got An E-mail Asking Me If I Would Participate In The Women In Comedy Festival, I Was Thrilled.

The Only Way To Really Have Safe Sex Is To Abstain. From Drinking.

Is There A Doctor In The House? My Parents Want Me To Marry You.

I Took An Acting Class. After The First Day, The Teacher Quit, So They Said Take Another. When I Saw 'how To Be A Stand-up Comedian,' It Resonated. I Realized I'd Rather Make 200 People Laugh Than Make One Person Cry.

I've Been On So Many Blind Dates, I Should Get A Free Dog.