In Addition To Comedy, I'm A Writer.

I've Been On So Many Blind Dates, I Should Get A Free Dog.

My Mom Was A Ventriloquist And She Always Was Throwing Her Voice. For Ten Years I Thought The Dog Was Telling Me To Kill My Father.

I Went To The 30th Reunion Of My Preschool. I Didn't Want To Go, Because I've Put On Like A Hundred Pounds.

I Just Got My First Bikini. It's A Three-piece: A Top, A Botton, And A Blindfold For You.

Is There A Doctor In The House? My Parents Want Me To Marry You.