Is There A Doctor In The House?

I Went To The 30th Reunion Of My Preschool. I Didn't Want To Go, Because I've Put On Like A Hundred Pounds.

My Mom Was A Ventriloquist And She Always Was Throwing Her Voice. For Ten Years I Thought The Dog Was Telling Me To Kill My Father.

In Addition To Comedy, I'm A Writer. I Write Checks. They're Not Very Good.

Is There A Doctor In The House? My Parents Want Me To Marry You.

My Husband Wanted One Of Those Big-screen Tvs For His Birthday. So I Just Moved His Chair Closer To The One We Have Already.