Is There A Doctor In The House?

People Always Come Up To Me And Say That My Smoking Is Bothering Them....well It's Killing Me!

Is There A Doctor In The House? My Parents Want Me To Marry You.

I Found Out Why Cats Drink Out Of The Toilet. My Mother Told Me It's Because The Water Is Cold In There. And I'm Like: How Did My Mother Know That?

In Addition To Comedy, I'm A Writer. I Write Checks. They're Not Very Good.

I Go Running When I Have To. When The Ice Cream Truck Is Doing Sixty.