My Mom Was A Ventriloquist And She

Is There A Doctor In The House? My Parents Want Me To Marry You.

People Always Come Up To Me And Say That My Smoking Is Bothering Them....well It's Killing Me!

I Think There Have Always Been Funny Women, From Carol Burnett To Joan Rivers. When The Audience Sees A Woman, They Innately Know She's Worked Twice As Hard To Get There, She's Had To Prove That She Can Be The Leader, First, And Then Be Funny On Top Of It. She Has To Emit A Confidence That She's In Control.

I'm Going To Get Married Again Because I'm More Mature Now, And I Need Some Kitchen Stuff.

In Addition To Comedy, I'm A Writer. I Write Checks. They're Not Very Good.