I'm Larry David. I Happen To Enjoy

I Gave A Funny Speech At My Wife's Birthday Party, And I'm Thinking, 'hey, I've Still Got It.'

I Like To Be Quiet, And Let People Find Me Rather Than Having To Shout At Them.

Do Not Degrade Me In The Military Uniform I Wear For It Represents The Love I Have For My Country, And The Sacrifices Myself And Millions Of Other American Soldiers Make Everyday To Protect The Freedom We Enjoy By Living In The United States Of America.

A Date Is An Experience You Have With Another Person That Makes You Appreciate Being Alone

Whenever Something Good Happens To Me, It's Usually Followed By Something Terrible.