Luck Always Plays A Part For Everyone,

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.

I Don't Like Talking To People I Know, But Strangers, I Have No Problem With.

I Need To Be On Drugs To Connect With Nature.

The Closest I Ever Came To Death Was Masturbating With A 104-degree Temperature.

I Guess I Still Feel That I'm A Comedian; If I Had To Pick One Thing That I Feel Like I Could Do, It Would Be That. That Doesn't Mean That I Like It, But I Feel That's What I Am.