I Don't Like People Cleaning My Room.

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.

Sometimes You Have To Rely On Sex And Bodily Functions.

I've Always Loathed Rich People, So I've Become Who I've Loathed, Which Makes It Doubly Difficult, If You Can Follow Me.

If I Tried To Flirt With A Woman And She Didn't Know Who I Was, She Would Run Away.

Who Do You Think Has More Freedom: The Married Man In America Or The Single Man In Communist China?