I Don't Like People Cleaning My Room.

Trying On Pants Is One Of The Most Humiliating Things A Man Can Suffer That Doesn't Involve A Woman.

Anytime I'm Involved With Anything That's Well-received, It's A Surprise To Me.

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.

My Defensiveness In Life Really Helps Me As A Driver.

I Still Think Of That Guy I Was Without A Wife Or Kids, And I Still Want To Entertain That Guy. The Lonely Guy, The Frustrated Guy, The Guy With No Money - This Is The Guy Who Needs To Laugh.