I Wanted To Make A Living, But

I Learned The First Night That Ihop's Not The Place To Order Fish.

Do Not Degrade Me In The Military Uniform I Wear For It Represents The Love I Have For My Country, And The Sacrifices Myself And Millions Of Other American Soldiers Make Everyday To Protect The Freedom We Enjoy By Living In The United States Of America.

You Write About What You Know.

I'd Like To Start A Family, But You Have To Have A Date First.

I'm Larry David. I Happen To Enjoy Wearing Women's Panties.