I Never Thought For A Second That

The Best Situation Is Being A Single Parent. The Best Part About Is That You Get Time Off, Too, Because The Kids Are With Their Mom, So It's The Best Of Both Worlds. There's A Lot To Be Said For It.

Well, After The Divorce, I Went Home And Turned All The Lights On!

I'm A Jerk, That's Who I Am. I'm Like Everybody Else.

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.

If I Tried To Flirt With A Woman And She Didn't Know Who I Was, She Would Run Away.