Most Practical Jokes, I'll Feel Too Bad

I've Led This Empty Life For Over Forty Years And Now I Can Pass That Heritage On And Ensure That The Misery Will Continue For At Least One More Generation.

I Just Wanted Laughs - That's Really What I Was After.

Hitler Really Ruined That Mustache For Everybody. It’s Really An Interesting Mustache, But Now, No One Can Wear It.

No, I Am A Crier And If People Ever Saw Me Privately They Would Be Shocked At What A Bowl Of Mush I Am Underneath It All.

The Only Change I Can Really See Is That I Don't Have To Shop For Pants In Stores Anymore.