Most Practical Jokes, I'll Feel Too Bad

I Was Very Fortunate To Hook Up With Jerry In The First Place. The Network Was Already Committed To Doing Something With Him, So I Skipped A Couple Of Hundred Steps Right There.

I Once Stopped To Pick Up A Girl, And Then There Was This Creepy-looking Guy Standing Behind The Bushes Waiting To Jump Out And Get In, Too. So I Just Quickly Drove Away.

I've Been In Therapy. I Know Enough About Myself Now To Know That I Really Don't Need To Know Anymore.

I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The Toupee People.

It's Always Good To Take Something That's Happened In Your Life And Make Something Of It Comedically.