Most Practical Jokes, I'll Feel Too Bad

I Never Thought For A Second That Anything I Ever Did Was Going To Make Someone Cringe. That Never Occurred To Me.

Weathermen Merely Forecast Rain To Keep Everyone Else Off The Golf Course

I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The Toupee People.

It's Always Good To Take Something That's Happened In Your Life And Make Something Of It Comedically.

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.