If You Find It Hard To Laugh

Ever Since They Found Out That Lassie Was A Boy, The Public Has Believed The Worst About Hollywood

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.

Remember Men, You Are Fighting For The Ladies Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did.

Years Ago, I Tried To Top Everybody, But I Don't Anymore. I Realized It Was Killing Conversation. When You're Always Trying For A Topper You Aren't Really Listening. It Ruins Communication

No One Is Completely Unhappy At The Failure Of His Best Friend.