If You Find It Hard To Laugh

The Only Game I Like To Play Is "old Maid", Providing She's Not Too Old

Television Is Where You Watch People In Your Living Room That You Would Not Want Near Your House.

The Husband Who Wants A Happy Marriage Should Learn To Keep His Mouth Shut And His Checkbook Open.

I Started Smoking As Soon As I Went On The Stage. I'd Make Cigars Out Of The Morning World When I Was A Kid.

I Think Women Are Sexy When They Got Some Clothes On. And If Later They Take Them Off Then You've Triumphed. Somebody Once Said It's What You Dont See You're Interested In, And This Is True.