I Don't Want To Join The Kind

If Women Dressed For Men, The Stores Wouldn't Sell Much - Just An Occasional Sun Visor.

I Eat Like A Vulture. Unfortunately The Resemblance Doesn't End There.

Oh, Are You From Wales? Do You Know A Fella Named Jonah-he Used To Live In Whales For A While

I Married Your Mother Because I Wanted Children, Imagine My Disappointment When You Came Along.

There's Only Two Things You Can Start Without A Plan: A Riot And A Family, For Everything Else You Need A Plan.