I Don't Want To Join The Kind

I'll Never Forget My Wedding Day... They Threw Vitamin Pills

All Geniuses Die Young.

Some People Claim That Marriage Interferes With Romance. There's No Doubt About It. Anytime You Have A Romance, Your Wife Is Bound To Interfere.

If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him We Don't Want Any.

No Man Goes Before His Time - Unless The Boss Leaves Early.