If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him

A Moose Is An Animal With Horns On The Front Of Its Head And A Hunting Lodge Wall On The Back Of It

Now That You're Secretary Of War, What Kind Of An Army Do You Think We Ought To Have?

My Favourite Poem Is The One That Starts 'thirty Days Hath September' Because It Actually Tells You Something.

Whatever It Is, I'm Against It.

I Did Toy With The Idea Of Doing A Cook-book . . . The Recipes Were To Be The Routine Ones: How To Make Dry Toast, Instant Coffee, Hearts Of Lettuce And Brownies. But As An Added Attraction, At No Extra Charge, My Idea Was To Put A Fried Egg On The Cover. I Think A Lot Of People Who Hate Literature But Love Fried Eggs Would Buy It If The Price Was Right.