If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him

I Think That The Peeps Or Peppies Or Pipes Diaries Would Be Much More Popular Had There Been A Universal Pronuncation Of His Name.

Groucho: You Know I Think You're The Most Beautiful Woman In The World? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, But I Don't Mind Lying If It Gets Me Somewhere.

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water.

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

I Could Dance With You Until The Cows Come Home. On Second Thought I'd Rather Dance With The Cows Until You Come Home.