If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him

Before You Speak, Make Certain You Have Something Worthwhile To Say.

Military Intelligence Is A Contradiction In Terms.

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"

If Women Dressed For Men, The Stores Wouldn't Sell Much - Just An Occasional Sun Visor.

From The Moment I Picked Your Book Up Until I Laid It Down, I Was Convulsed With Laughter. Someday I Intend Reading It.