If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him

Patience Is The Art Of Finding Something Else To Do.

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I'd Like To Meet The Person Who Invented Sex And See What They're Working On Now.

Behind Every Successful Man Is A Woman, Behind Her Is His Wife.

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