If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him

There's Only Two Things You Can Start Without A Plan: A Riot And A Family, For Everything Else You Need A Plan.

Those Are My Principles, And If You Don't Like Them... Well, I Have Others.

My Brother Thinks He's A Chicken-we Don't Talk Him Out Of It Because We Need The Eggs

[mrs. Teasdale]: He's Had A Change Of Heart. [groucho]: A Lot Of Good That'll Do Him. He's Still Got The Same Face.

I've Known And Respected Your Husband For Many Years, And What's Good Enough For Him Is Good Enough For Me