If I Had To Live My Life

Take Me Down To The Bar! We'll Drink Breakfast Together!

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.

You Can't Trust Water: Even A Straight Stick Turns Crooked In It.

It Is Impossible To Find Twelve Fair Men In All The World.

When Asked To Borrow Money: "i'll See What My Lawyer Says. . . . And If He Says Yes, I'll Get Another Lawyer.