It's A Wonderful Thing, The D.t.'s. You

A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Didn't Even Have The Decency To Thank Her.

Marry An Outdoors Woman. Then If You Throw Her Out Into The Yard On A Cold Night, She Can Still Survive.

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine

I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer Before I Was Twelve.

Prayers Never Bring Anything... They May Bring Solace To The Sap, The Bigot, The Ignorant, The Aboriginal, And The Lazy - But To The Enlightened It Is The Same As Asking Santa Claus To Bring You Something For Xmas