A Thing Worth Having Is A Thing

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.

You Can't Trust Water: Even A Straight Stick Turns Crooked In It.

How Well I Remember My First Encounter With The Devil'ss Brew. I Happened To Stumble Across A Case Of Bourbon - And Went Right On Stumbling For Several Days Thereafter.

Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off Drinking; It's Easy. I've Done It A Thousand Times.

I Never Drink Water Because Of The Disgusting Things That Fish Do In It.