I've Been Asked If I Ever Get

Attitude Is More Important Than The Past, Than Education, Than Money, Than Circumstances, Than What People Do Or Say. It Is More Important Than Appearance, Giftedness, Or Skill.

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.

All My Available Funds Are Completely Tied Up In Cash.

I've Been Asked If I Ever Get The Dts. I Don't Know. It's Hard To Tell Where Hollywood Ends And The Dts Begin.

I Never Drink Water; That Is The Stuff That Rusts Pipes.