If I Had That Kind Of Money,

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.

It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

I Feel Very Humble, But I Think I Have The Strength Of Character To Fight It.

Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is Just A Sideline. I Tell Jokes To Pay My Greens Fees.