If I Had That Kind Of Money,

I Do Benefits For All Religions - I'd Hate To Blow The Hereafter On A Technicality.

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

I Was There. I Saw Your Sons And Your Husbands, Your Brothers And Your Sweethearts. I Saw How They Worked, Played, Fought, And Lived. I Saw Some Of Them Die. I Saw More Courage, More Good Humor In The Face Of Discomfort, More Love In An Era Of Hate And More Devotion To Duty Than Could Exist Under Tyranny.