If I Had That Kind Of Money,

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.

I've Always Felt England Was A Great Place For A Comic To Work. It's An Island And The Audience Can't Run Very Far.