If I Had That Kind Of Money,

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.

Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties

Milton Hope Led The Singing Of Happy Birthday ... He Would Say, 'keep It Sweet And Short And Don't Try To Be Funny.'

Eisenhower Admitted That The Budget Can't Be Balanced And Mccarthy Said The Communists Are Taking Over. You Don't Know What To Worry About These Days - Whether The Country Will Be Overthrown Or Overdrawn.