If I Had That Kind Of Money,

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.

Gerry Ford Is Easy To Spot On The Course. He Drives The Cart With The Red Cross Painted On Top.

I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing And Said, 'what Do I Do Next?' Pat Replied, 'wait Till The Pain Dies Down.'

Seventy Years Of Ad-lib Material, And I Am Speechless.