I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

The Old Water Heater In My Dressing Room Was Working, But It Was Kind Of Tired. It Gave Off About As Much Warmth As An Agent's Handshake.

They'll Always Be An England, Even If It's In Hollywood.

Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.