I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.