If I Had Taken My Doctor's Advice

Tennis Is A Young Man's Game. Until You're 25, You Can Play Singles. From 25 To 35, You Should Play Doubles. I Won't Tell You Exactly How Old I Am, But When I Played, There Were 28 Men On The Court - Just On My Side Of The Net.

Happiness Is A Dry Martini And A Good Woman ... Or A Bad Woman.

I Get A Standing Ovation Just Standing

Fall In Love With What You're Going To Do For A Living. To Be Able To Get Out Of Bed And Do What You Love To Do For The Rest Of The Day Is Beyond Words. I'd Rather Be A Failure In Something I Love Than Be Successful In Something I Hate.

A Married Couple That Plays Cards Together Is Just A Fight That Hasn't Started Yet.