How Did I Ever Get Sick? I've

A Young Mind In A Healthy Body Is A Wonderful Thing. Especially For An Old Man With An Open Night.

I Don't Have A Drinking Problem. I Drink. I Get Drunk. I Fall Down, No Problem.

The Secret Of A Good Sermon Is To Have A Good Beginning And A Good Ending, Then Having The Two As Close Together As Possible.

Fall In Love With What You're Going To Do For A Living. To Be Able To Get Out Of Bed And Do What You Love To Do For The Rest Of The Day Is Beyond Words. I'd Rather Be A Failure In Something I Love Than Be Successful In Something I Hate.

I Drink Coffee With My Right Hand, And I Smoke With My Left. But I Talk With Both Hands.