How Did I Ever Get Sick? I've

If I Paid $3 Or $4 For A Cigar, First I'd Sleep With It.

I Should Have Been A Country-western Singer. After All, I'm Older Than Most Western Countries.

Everyday Happiness Means Getting Up In The Morning, And You Can't Wait To Finish Your Breakfast. You Can't Wait To Do Your Exercises. You Can't Wait To Put On Your Clothes. You Can't Wait To Get Out. And You Can't Wait To Come Home, Because The Soup Is Hot.

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

And God Said 'let There Be Satan, So People Don't Blame Everything On Me. And Let There Be Lawyers, So People Don't Blame Everything On Satan.'