How Did I Ever Get Sick? I've

If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.

When I Was Young I Was Called A Rugged Individualist. When I Was In My Fifties I Was Considered Eccentric. Here I Am Doing And Saying The Same Things I Did Then And I'm Labeled Senile.

None Of Us Kids Had A Middle Name. We Were Lucky We Had Any Name At All. By The Time My Mother Got Around To Naming One, There Was Another On The Way.

If You Live To Be One Hundred, You've Got It Made. Very Few People Die Past That Age.

My Best Advice: Fall In Love With What You Do For A Living.