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If I Paid Ten Dollars For A Cigar, First I'd Make Love To It, Then I'd Smoke It.
-George Burns
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If I Paid Ten Dollars For A
George Burns
If I Paid Ten Dollars For A Cigar, First I'd Make Love To It, Then I'd Smoke It.
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