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Critics Are Eunuchs At A Gang Bang.

Bridge Is A Game That Separates The Men From The Boys. It Also Separates Husbands And Wives.

Everything That Goes Up Must Come Down. But There Comes A Time When Not Everything That's Down Can Come Up.

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

Joy Is Obtaining A Big, Loving, Caring Shut-knit Household In Yet Another Town.