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If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.

Young. Old. Just Words. Inside We Feel Like Our Shoe Size.

Money Is The Root Of All Evil.' Then We Hear, 'a Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted.' What Are They Talking About? If Money Is So Evil, Shouldn't It Be, 'a Wise Man And His Money Are Soon Parted'? And Another Thing, How Does A Fool Get Money In The First Place? I Know Some Fools Who Have A Lot Of Money, But They Won't Tell Me How They Got It, And I Won't Tell Them.

I Smoke Ten To Fifteen Cigars A Day. At My Age I Have To Hold On To Something.

How Did I Ever Get Sick? I've Already Had Everything.