I Would Read Playboy More Often, But

I Don't Worry About Getting Old. I'm Old Already. Only Young People Worry About Getting Old.

It's No Surprise That Things Are So Screwed Up: Everyone That Knows How To Run A Government Is Either Driving Taxicabs Or Cutting Hair.

In Those Days The Best Painkiller Was Ice; It Wasn't Addictive And It Was Particularly Effective If You Poured Some Whiskey Over It.

You Can't Help Getting Older, But You Don't Have To Get Old.

I Honestly Think It Is Better To Be A Failure At Something You Love Than To Be A Success At Something You Hate.