I Would Read Playboy More Often, But

I Was Always Taught To Respect My Elders And I've Now Reached The Age When I Don't Have Anybody To Respect.

Sex Has Been Around For A Long Time. You May Not Believe This, But It Was Around Before I Was.

With The Collapse Of Vaudeville New Talent Has No Place To Stink.

Bridge Is A Game That Separates The Men From The Boys. It Also Separates Husbands And Wives.

People Are Always Asking Me When I'm Going To Retire. Why Should I? I've Got It Two Ways - I'm Still Making Movies, And I'm A Senior Citizen, So I Can See Myself At Half Price.