I Would Read Playboy More Often, But

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.

It's Better To Be Happy Doing Something You Love, Even If You Don't Find Success Right Away.

If I Get Big Laughs, I'm A Comedian. If I Get Little Laughs, I'm A Humorist. If I Get No Laughs, I'm A Singer.

Retire? I'm Going To Stay In Show Business Until I'm The Only One Left

If It's A Good Script I'll Do It. And If It's A Bad Script, And They Pay Me Enough, I'll Do It.