I Would Read Playboy More Often, But

Just Because You're Old That Doesn't Mean You're More Forgetful. The Same People Whose Names I Can't Remember Now I Couldn't Remember Fifty Years Ago. . .

If It's A Good Script I'll Do It. And If It's A Bad Script, And They Pay Me Enough, I'll Do It.

There Are Many Ways To Die In Bed, But The Best Way Is Not Alone.

Happiness? A Good Cigar, A Good Meal, A Good Cigar And A Good Woman - Or A Bad Woman; It Depends On How Much Happiness You Can Handle.

Bridge Is A Game That Separates The Men From The Boys. It Also Separates Husbands And Wives.