Nice To Be Here? At My Age

I Get A Standing Ovation Just Standing

Life's But A Day At Most.

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

Happiness Is Having A Large, Loving, Caring, Close-knit Family In Another City.

Sex After 90 Is Like Trying To Shoot Pool With A Rope. Even Putting My Cigar In Its Holder Is A Thrill.