List Of Funeral Quotes

Don't Send Funny Greeting Cards On Birthdays Or At Christmas. Save Them For Funerals When Their Cheery Effect Is Needed.

Funerals Cost So Much Money, And Are Likely To Be An Additional Source Of Stress In This Recession - It's Sad That We Don't Have A More Humane, Less Commercialized Way To Approach Burial.

You Know How Funerals Are Not For The Dead, They’re For The Living? Bachelor Parties Are Not For The Groom, They’re For The Uncommitted.

I Count Too Heavily On Birthdays, Though I Know I Shouldn't. Inevitably I Begin To Assess My Life By Them, Figure Out How I'm Doing By How Many People Remember; It's Like The Old Fantasy Of Attending Your Own Funeral: You Get To See Who Your Friends Are, Get To See Who Shows Up.

When Elected Officials Abandon Our Environment And Ruin Our Natural Resources, Public Health Is Endangered. I Know The Importance Of Providing A Clean Environment For Our Children; I Have Attended More Than One Funeral For A Child Who Has Died From An Asthma Attack.

There Are Ways Of Dying That Don't End In Funerals. Types Of Death You Can't Smell.

I Hunted All Through The Four Gospels Trying To Find One Of Christ's Funeral Sermons, But I Couldn't Find Any. I Found He Broke Up Every Funeral He Ever Attended! Death Couldn't Exist Where He Was.

It’s So Much More Romantic To End A Story Up With A Funeral Than A Wedding.

Never Write A Line You'd Be Ashamed To Read At Your Own Funeral.

The Only Way To Have A Funeral Is To Invite Everyone Who Ever Knew The Person And Just Wait For The Accident To Happen-somebody Who Comes In Out Of The Blue And Says The Truth. Everything Else Is Table Manners.

When You're At A Funeral And You're Crying, You're Crying For Yourself

Whatever You Think Matters - Doesn't. Follow This Rule, And You Will Add Decades To Your Life.