I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21

Variant: I Was Driven To Drink By A Woman. I Am Forever Grateful, Yet I Never Had The Good Manners To Thank Her.

Everybody's Got To Believe In Something. I Believe I'll Have Another Beer.

Somebody's Been Putting Pineapple Juice In My Pineapple Juice!

Say Anything That You Like About Me Except That I Drink Water.

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.