I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21

How Well I Remember My First Encounter With The Devil'ss Brew. I Happened To Stumble Across A Case Of Bourbon - And Went Right On Stumbling For Several Days Thereafter.

Last Week, I Went To Philadelphia, But It Was Closed.

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.

I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never Drink Anything Stronger Than Gin Before Breakfast.