Last Week, I Went To Philadelphia, But

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

How Well I Remember My First Encounter With The Devil'ss Brew. I Happened To Stumble Across A Case Of Bourbon - And Went Right On Stumbling For Several Days Thereafter.

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.

I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It Will Become Habit-forming.

Try Till You Succeed...if You Don't Succeed Once, Then Destroy All Evidence Of The Fact That You Tried!