Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

Remember, A Dead Fish Can Float Downstream, But It Takes A Live One To Swim Upstream.

No One Likes The Fellow Who Is All Rogue, But We'll Forgive Him Almost Anything If There Is Warmth Of Human Sympathy Underneath His Rogueries. The Immortal Types Of Comedy Are Just Such Men.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.

The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do Is Not Do It.