Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument I'm Invited To.

I Am An Expert Of Electricity. My Father Occupied The Chair Of Applied Electricity At The State Prison.

All Englishmen Talk As If They've Got A Bushel Of Plums Stuck In Their Throats, And Then After Swallowing Them Get Constipated From The Pips.

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.

It's A Funny Old World. A Man's Lucky If He Gets Out Of It Alive.