Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do Is Not Do It.

Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.

After Two Days In The Hospital, I Turn To The Nurse.

Yes I Do Like Children ... Girl Children...about Eighteen Or Twenty.

What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You With A Beautiful Cake Which Emitted A Curious Ticking Noise? Would You Plunge It Into A Pail Of Water - Thus Insulting Soviet Cuisine In General?