Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

Where There Is A Will, There's Prosperity Around The Corner.

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.

I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument I'm Invited To.

The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up Another Dollar A Quart.

Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The Rest Of Your Life.