Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.

The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .

Women Are Like Elephants To Me. I Like To Look At Them, But I Wouldn't Want To Own One.

After Two Days In The Hospital, I Turn To The Nurse.

Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.