Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The

I Spent Half My Money On Gambling, Alcohol And Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.

Comedy Is Merely Tragedy Happening To Someone Else.

I'm Searching For Loopholes.

I Seldom Took A Drink On The Set Before 9 A.m.

Just Like My Uncle Charlie Used To Say, Just Before He Sprung The Trap: He Said, "you Can't Cheat And Honest Man! Never Give A Sucker An Even Break Or Smarten Up A Chump!