Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The

To Me, These Biblical Stories Are Just So Many Fish Stories, And I'm Not Specifically Referring To Jonah And The Whale. I Need Indisputable Proof Of Anything I'm Asked To Believe.

Comedy Is Merely Tragedy Happening To Someone Else.

I Am An Expert Of Electricity. My Father Occupied The Chair Of Applied Electricity At The State Prison.

You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.

The Movie People Would Have Nothing To Do With Me Until They Heard Me Speak In A Broadway Play, Then They All Wanted To Sign Me For The Silent Movies.