I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never

I Note The Derogatory Rumors Concerning The Use Of Alcoholic Stimulants And Lavish Living. It Is The Penalty Of Greatness.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

Oh, Insomnia! Ah, Well, I Know A Good Cure For It... Get Plenty Of Sleep.

No Man Is Boss In His Own Home, But He Can Make Up For It, He Thinks, By Making A Dog Play Dead.

Bert Williams Was The Funniest Man I Ever Saw And The Saddest Man I Ever Knew.