If You Haven't Got Any Charity In

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.

In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked Onto A Stage With The Confidence Of A Man Who Owned It, And By The Time He Walked Off, He Did.

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.

I Never Kick My Ball In The Rough Or Improve My Lie In A Sand Trap. For That I Have A Caddie.