If You Haven't Got Any Charity In

Dying Is To Be Avoided Because It Can Ruin Your Whole Career.

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

I Don't Bother To Look For Parking Space Anymore. As Soon As I Get Near Hollywood Boulevard ... I Sell.