Everybody Knows What California Smog Is -

Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs The Lives Of Some Of Our Most Useless Citizens.

Be Happy You Guys. Be Proud! You Know What You Are: You're God's Frozen People.

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.