I Knew The President Would Run For

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

If I Have To Lay An Egg For My Country, I'll Do It.

No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties

And On Nearby Islands, The Japanese Army Was Eating Raw Fish. We Felt Sorry For Them. We Didn't Know That In America After The War, You Wouldn't Be Able To Get Into A Sushi Joint Without A Reservation. And We Thought They Lost.

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!