I Knew The President Would Run For

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.