I Knew The President Would Run For

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.

For The First Time, You Can Actually See The Losers Turn Green

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.