I Knew The President Would Run For

Lots Of Travel, Away From Home.

As Soon As The War Ended, We Located The One Spot On Earth That Hadn't Been Touched By The War And Blew It To Hell.

Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

Gerry Ford Is Easy To Spot On The Course. He Drives The Cart With The Red Cross Painted On Top.