I Like A President Who Tells Jokes

Rock And Roll Is Catching On All Over . . . France . . . England . . . They Even Have It In Japan, Only Over There They Call It Judo.

Personally, I Never Drink On Oscar Nights, As It Interferes With My Suffering.

We Have 51 Golf Courses In Palm Springs. He [president Ford] Never Decides Which Course He Will Play Until After The First Tee Shot.

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.