I Like A President Who Tells Jokes

I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing And Said, 'what Do I Do Next?' Pat Replied, 'wait Till The Pain Dies Down.'

Drugs Are Very Much A Part Of Professional Sports Today, But When You Think About It, Golf Is The Only Sport Where The Players Aren't Penalized For Being On Grass.

The Trees In Siberia Are Miles Apart, That Is Why The Dogs Are So Fast.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got Too Many Sweaters.