It Was The Worst Moment Of My

The Whole Romantic Part Of My Life Was A Wipeout. I Didn't Even Own A Belt.

Women Are My Best Friends, My Best Audience. If I Look Out From The Stage And See A Lot Of Men, I Know I'm In Trouble

I Don't Know Who The Hell Paul Lynde Is, Or Why He's Funny, And I Prefer It To Be A Mystery To Me.

I Cant Stand Those Food Cult People Who Bring Their Own Food Into The House. All Those Little Thermoses And Paper Bags-it Makes The Other Guests Uncomfortable.

A Closet Full Of Wire Hangers Can Be The Most Dangerous Place In The World.