Sandwiches Are Wonderful. You Don't Need A

I Don't Know Who The Hell Paul Lynde Is, Or Why He's Funny, And I Prefer It To Be A Mystery To Me.

My Body May Have Been Abused, But It Certainly Hasn't Been Neglected.

The Doctor's Name Was Sylvia. I Told Her She'd Have A Problem With Me Because Sylvia Was My Mother's Name.

Politicians... Talk In Generalities And Lies, And I Think They've Caused All Our Grief. They're So Awful, They're Really Funny. I Hate Thinking This Because My Dad Loved Politics.

A Room Is Like A Stage. If You See It Without Lighting, It Can Be The Coldest Place In The World.