I Took The Wife's Family Out For

I Went To The Doctor Last Week. I Said: 'can I Have Some Sleeping Pills For The Wife?' He Said: 'why?' I Said: 'she's Woke Up.

Marriage Is An Institution And That's Where A Couple Finishes Up.

Funny Thing How You First Meet The Woman That You Marry. I First Met The Wife In A Tunnel Of Love. She Was Digging It.

I'm Not Saying My Mother Didn't Like Me, But She Kept Looking For Loopholes In My Birth Certificate.

Everyone Has A Family Tree; The Dawsons Have One, It's A Weeping Willow.