I Took The Wife's Family Out For

There Is A Remote Tribe That Worships The Number Zero. Is Nothing Sacred?

I Went To My Doctor And Asked For Something For Persistent Wind. He Gave Me A Kite.

I Toyed With The Idea Of Playing Ravel's 'pavane Pour Une Infante Defunte' But I Couldn't Remember If It's A Tune Or Latin Prescription For Piles.

Last Year My Wife Ran Off With The Fellow Next Door And I Must Admit, I Still Miss Him.

I Took The Wife's Family Out For Tea Biscuits. They Weren't Too Happy About Having To Give Blood Though.