I Went To My Doctor And Asked

I'm Not Saying My Mother Didn't Like Me, But She Kept Looking For Loopholes In My Birth Certificate.

My Wife Is A Sex Object - Every Time I Ask For Sex, She Objects.

Despite The Fact That Feminists Say They're Not Getting A Fair Deal, Women Are Still Very Powerful.

The Mother-in-law Came Round Last Week. It Was Absolutely Pouring Down. So I Opened The Door And I Saw Her There And I Said, 'mother, Don't Just Stand There In The Rain. Go Home.'

Last Year My Wife Ran Off With The Fellow Next Door And I Must Admit, I Still Miss Him.