I Went To My Doctor And Asked

I Took The Wife's Family Out For Tea Biscuits. They Weren't Too Happy About Having To Give Blood Though.

My Wife Is A Sex Object - Every Time I Ask For Sex, She Objects.

My Mother-in-law Has Come Round To Our House At Christmas Seven Years Running. This Year We're Having A Change. We're Going To Let Her In.

There Is A Remote Tribe That Worships The Number Zero. Is Nothing Sacred?

Everyone Has A Family Tree; The Dawsons Have One, It's A Weeping Willow.