I Went To My Doctor And Asked

My Mother-in-law Has So Many Wrinkles, When She Smiles She Looks Like A Venetian Blind.

I've Just Had Some Bad News. Tomorrow Is The Mother In Law's Funeral. And She's Cancelled It.

How Can You Analyse What Is Funny? What's Funny To One Isn't Funny To Another... What's Funny To You Is A Personal Thing.

I Can Always Tell When The Mother In Law's Coming To Stay; The Mice Throw Themselves On The Traps.

Slumps Don't Bother Me.