I Went To My Doctor And Asked

There Is A Remote Tribe That Worships The Number Zero. Is Nothing Sacred?

With Wives, Men Hide Behind The Air Of Bravado, Which Is Basically A Defence Mechanism, I Think. Clever Creatures, Women. Very Clever.

How Can You Analyse What Is Funny? What's Funny To One Isn't Funny To Another... What's Funny To You Is A Personal Thing.

The Mother-in-law Came Round Last Week. It Was Absolutely Pouring Down. So I Opened The Door And I Saw Her There And I Said, 'mother, Don't Just Stand There In The Rain. Go Home.'

I Can Always Tell When The Mother In Law's Coming To Stay; The Mice Throw Themselves On The Traps.