There Is A Remote Tribe That Worships

My Mother-in-law's So Fat That When She Passes Her Handbag From Hand To Hand She Throws It.

My Mother-in-law Has Come Round To Our House At Christmas Seven Years Running. This Year We're Having A Change. We're Going To Let Her In.

I Know My Name Will Always Be Linked With Women.

There Is A Remote Tribe That Worships The Number Zero. Is Nothing Sacred?

I'm Often Accused Of Saying Some Pretty Rotten Things About My Mother-in-law. But Quite Honestly, She's Only Got One Major Fault - It's Called Breathing.