There Is A Remote Tribe That Worships

The Wife's Mother Said, ‘when You're Dead, I'll Dance In Your Grave.’ I Said: ‘good, I'm Being Buried At Sea’.

Everyone Has A Family Tree; The Dawsons Have One, It's A Weeping Willow.

I Know My Name Will Always Be Linked With Women.

My Mother-in-law Has Come Round To Our House At Christmas Seven Years Running. This Year We're Having A Change. We're Going To Let Her In.

My Mother-in-law Has So Many Wrinkles, When She Smiles She Looks Like A Venetian Blind.