Last Year My Wife Ran Off With

My Lad Chewed And Swallowed A Dictionary. We Gave Him Epsom Salts - But We Can't Get A Word Out Of Him.

My Mother-in-law Has So Many Wrinkles, When She Smiles She Looks Like A Venetian Blind.

My Mother-in-law Has Come Round To Our House At Christmas Seven Years Running. This Year We're Having A Change. We're Going To Let Her In.

I Discovered The Wife's Got Asthma. Thank God - I Thought She Was Hissing At Me.

Despite The Fact That Feminists Say They're Not Getting A Fair Deal, Women Are Still Very Powerful.