Last Year My Wife Ran Off With

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I Discovered The Wife's Got Asthma. Thank God - I Thought She Was Hissing At Me.

Despite The Fact That Feminists Say They're Not Getting A Fair Deal, Women Are Still Very Powerful.

I Took The Wife's Family Out For Tea Biscuits. They Weren't Too Happy About Having To Give Blood Though.

The Mother-in-law Is The Centre Of A Family.