Last Year My Wife Ran Off With

I Went To The Doctor Last Week. I Said: 'can I Have Some Sleeping Pills For The Wife?' He Said: 'why?' I Said: 'she's Woke Up.

My Mother-in-law Fell Down A Wishing Well. I Was Amazed; I Never Knew They Worked.

I Discovered The Wife's Got Asthma. Thank God - I Thought She Was Hissing At Me.

I Toyed With The Idea Of Playing Ravel's 'pavane Pour Une Infante Defunte' But I Couldn't Remember If It's A Tune Or Latin Prescription For Piles.

I Went To My Doctor And Asked For Something For Persistent Wind. He Gave Me A Kite.