Last Year My Wife Ran Off With

My Mother-in-law Has Come Round To Our House At Christmas Seven Years Running. This Year We're Having A Change. We're Going To Let Her In.

I Don't Mind What The Critics Say, So Long As I Get Some Reaction. The Worst Thing Is To Be Ignored.

Marriage Is An Institution And That's Where A Couple Finishes Up.

My Mother-in-law Has So Many Wrinkles, When She Smiles She Looks Like A Venetian Blind.

The Mother-in-law Came Round Last Week. It Was Absolutely Pouring Down. So I Opened The Door And I Saw Her There And I Said, 'mother, Don't Just Stand There In The Rain. Go Home.'