I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody

During Sex, My Girlfriend Always Wants To Talk To Me… Just The Other Night She Called Me From A Hotel.

Last Week My Tie Caught On Fire, Some Guy Tried To Put It Out With An Axe.

I Feel Sorry For Short People, You Know. When It Rains, They're The Last To Know.

If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone Who Lived In History, It Would Depend On The Restaurant.

When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them.