I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody

When I Was Born I Was So Ugly The Doctor Slapped My Mother.

Acting Deals With Very Delicate Emotions. It Is Not Putting Up A Mask. Each Time An Actor Acts He Does Not Hide; He Exposes Himself.

I Tell Ya, I Know The Best Way To Get Girls. I Hang Out At Women's Prisons, And Wait For Parolees.

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.

I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect At All!