I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

I Can't Get No Respect.

It's Nice To Be The Best, But Not When Being The Best Brings Out The Worst In You.

When We Got Married My Wife Told Me I Was One In A Million. I Found Out She Was Right.

A Sense Of Humor Is Rare. It Isn't Telling A Joke About How There Are Three Ways To Get To Heaven. It's Being In A Restaurant And Hearing Someone Say, Everyone's Got Their Tale Of Woe, And Then Turning Around And Saying, Unfortunately, In Life, There's More Woe Than Tail.