When I Was A Kid I Got

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

I Asked My Wife, 'on A Scale Of 1 To 10, How Do You Rate Me As A Lover?' She Said, 'you Know I'm No Good At Fractions.'

We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.

During Sex, My Girlfriend Always Wants To Talk To Me… Just The Other Night She Called Me From A Hotel.