When I Was A Kid I Got

I Live In A Bad Neighborhood. Why, I Saw Two Complete Strangers Share A Taxi - Yeah, One Guy Took The Radio And The Other Guy Took The Tires.

She Was So Fat That Her Bathtub Has Stretch Marks.

I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.