When I Was A Kid I Got

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!

She Was So Fat That Her Clothes Are Made By Omar The Tent Maker.

My Son's An Idiot. His Teacher Asked Him To Spell Mississippi. He Asked Which One? The River Or The State?

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'

I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me, The Only Thing The Parrot Knows How To Say Is, Quick Out The Window.