When I Was A Kid I Got

What A Doctor I've Got - He's Really Mixed Up. Last Week, He Grabbed My Knee And Told Me To Cough. Then Hit Me In The Balls With A Hammer.

My Car Broke Down Just The Other Day, I Called Triple A, They Came And Towed Me Away!

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!

My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex. Once Every Four Years.

I Was Making Love To This Girl And She Started Crying. I Said, "are You Going To Hate Yourself In The Morning?" She Said, "no, I Hate Myself Now."