When I Was A Kid I Got

Do Ya Remember The First Time You Had Sex? I Do, And Boy, Was I Scared! I Was Alone!

I Looked Up My Family Tree And Found Out I Was The Sap.

What A Childhood I Had. Once On My Birthday My Ol' Man Gave Me A Bat. The First Day I Played With It, It Flew Away.

I Could Tell My Parents Hated Me. My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She Told Me She Only Liked Me As A Friend.